Saturday, February 12, 2011

Clueless People

I got this thing from my e-mail inbox. Juz wanna share with all of you.

Quite interesting stories that should not happen but still, it is happening.


How do these people survive?



ONE


Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)



TWO

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and
the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked
up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the
girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking
it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar
code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her
'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
to what had just happened.



THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking
for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!! )



FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you
need some help?' I asked . She replied, 'I knew It! should have
replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get
into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience
store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the
batteries. It's a long walk....'



FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier' ,
the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining
blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!



SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be
fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer...... .'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

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